Book Shopping Mugs

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

Fiction book sales.

'I don't like biographies. The hero always dies in the end.'

'What have you got for the man who knows everything?'

Books about Me

Rare Books

Book: Reduced - Slightly Damaged

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

The practical psychopath

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

Multi-Generational Books

Myths and legends...

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

Monster Self-Help

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

"Did you ask for the large print edition?"

Books vs mobile phones

Mysteries.

Noah's Ark Book Shop has two doggie doors.

"No caffè latte? And you call yourselves a bookstore?"

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

Telling Self to Buzz Off

The-We-Don't-Do-Cappuccino Bookshop

One book... One book... One book...

'That's right...his appendix...and it's pure dynamite! Don't you see? It'll be the ultimate insider celebrity memoir!'

Books 'n' Carrots

Books On Paper

Rare Books / Exceedingly Rare Books / Never Published Books

"I'd just like to congratulate you on how skillfully you've hidden my novel!"

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