Visiting Bookstores Mugs

Books: Empty Best Sellers Shelves.

"I'd just like to congratulate you on how skillfully you've hidden my novel!"

Pop Up Pointillism.

"Mmm, smell this one."

Sign in Simon's Books Ltd. Ask About Our High Definition Print.

One book... One book... One book...

Musty Old Book Shop Scent

"How many books can I fit between these bookends?"

Meet the First-time Novelist....

"You're looking for 'Sex After Fifty'? That's in the 'fiction' department."

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Rare Books

The practical psychopath

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Multi-Generational Books

Myths and legends...

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

Books - Cartoon Collections: HumorGraphic NovelsBlasphemy.

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

Monster Self-Help

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

"Did you ask for the large print edition?"

Books vs mobile phones

Noah's Ark Book Shop has two doggie doors.

Book Thief in True Crime Department

Mysteries.

"No caffè latte? And you call yourselves a bookstore?"