Shopping For Books Mugs

'They're not really rare books - it's that our inventory is in such disarray, they're hard to locate.'

Pulp fiction on bookshelf dripping into bucket.

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

Rare Books

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

Multi-Generational Books

The practical psychopath

Myths and legends...

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

"Did you ask for the large print edition?"

Books vs mobile phones

Noah's Ark Book Shop has two doggie doors.

Mysteries.

"No caffè latte? And you call yourselves a bookstore?"

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

Telling Self to Buzz Off

The-We-Don't-Do-Cappuccino Bookshop

One book... One book... One book...

'That's right...his appendix...and it's pure dynamite! Don't you see? It'll be the ultimate insider celebrity memoir!'

Books 'n' Carrots

Books On Paper

Rare Books / Exceedingly Rare Books / Never Published Books

"I'd just like to congratulate you on how skillfully you've hidden my novel!"

Sign in Simon's Books Ltd. Ask About Our High Definition Print.

Books: Book on tape then back on book, then back on tape again. . . sold here!

Book Shop.

"Where's your section of books that tell you simple things you already know?"