Shopping For Books Pillows

'They're not really rare books - it's that our inventory is in such disarray, they're hard to locate.'

Tolstoys R Us

Pulp fiction on bookshelf dripping into bucket.

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Rare Books

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

Multi-Generational Books

The practical psychopath

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Myths and legends...

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

"Did you ask for the large print edition?"

Books vs mobile phones

Mysteries.

Noah's Ark Book Shop has two doggie doors.

"No caffè latte? And you call yourselves a bookstore?"

Telling Self to Buzz Off

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

Books*. *Batteries not included.

The-We-Don't-Do-Cappuccino Bookshop

One book... One book... One book...

Books 'n' Carrots

'That's right...his appendix...and it's pure dynamite! Don't you see? It'll be the ultimate insider celebrity memoir!'

Books On Paper

Rare Books / Exceedingly Rare Books / Never Published Books

"I'd just like to congratulate you on how skillfully you've hidden my novel!"