Bookstore Browsing Pillows

Telling Self to Buzz Off

"I think that from time to time he likes to remind us how talented he can be by writing something terrible."

A man looks through books in a section of a bookstore labeled "Plagiarism".

Check Out the Author 2 P.M.

Book barn: now with 50% less irony

"I'm still looking, sir."

"Just how long were you in the bookstore?"

"I'm reading a mystery. It's a mystery how they can charge $35 for this book."

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

Rare Books

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

Multi-Generational Books

The practical psychopath

"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

Myths and legends...

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

'The Lemming Book Store'

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

Books - Cartoon Collections: HumorGraphic NovelsBlasphemy.

Monster Self-Help

Sumo Love.

Gallery book shop - Rodin's Browser

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

"Did you ask for the large print edition?"

Author Reading Today: 'Typos I missed when correcting proofs.'

"Do you have anything else by the same author?"

New must reading for the rising executive: '7 Habits of Highly Obsequious People.'