Bookstore Browsing Pillows

Telling Self to Buzz Off

"I think that from time to time he likes to remind us how talented he can be by writing something terrible."

A man looks through books in a section of a bookstore labeled "Plagiarism".

Check Out the Author 2 P.M.

Book barn: now with 50% less irony

"I'm still looking, sir."

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

"Just how long were you in the bookstore?"

"I'm reading a mystery. It's a mystery how they can charge $35 for this book."

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

Rare Books

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

The practical psychopath

Multi-Generational Books

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."

Myths and legends...

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

'The Lemming Book Store'

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

Bookstore. The Stock Market for Dummies. It's either an instructional guide or a history of recent economics.

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

Monster Self-Help

Gallery book shop - Rodin's Browser

Books - Cartoon Collections: HumorGraphic NovelsBlasphemy.

Sumo Love.

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

Author Reading Today: 'Typos I missed when correcting proofs.'