Bookstore Browser Pillows

Books - 'Cooking a duck' & 'Ducking a cook'.

'I like Kant.' '...But he's so negative!'

"Do you have 'Intelligence for Idiots'?"

Tall Tales and Short Stories.

"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."

"The diet section is located next to the snack bar."

Impressive opinions you can pass off as your own (Entertaining at Dinner Parties).

'The new papyrus bestseller just in...'

"Did you ask for the large print edition?"

'Oxymorons for morons.'

Meet the author of 'Lead, and the net will Appear.'

In the self-help books section: 'Please, please, pick one for me...'

"You're looking for 'Sex After Fifty'? That's in the 'fiction' department."

Best Sellers; Worst Sellers.

'What have you got on how to apply for Government handouts?'

A binding of booksellers

'Quotes from Col. Gadhafi.'

Where the *@!!* are the self help books?

Fiction Non-fiction Lawyer Talk

Man in bedclothes reading in a bookshop.

"My husband says I'm a procrastinator. I plan to look it up on day."

Books: Names That Will Make Your Child Hate You!

"Is it me, or are the diet books getting bigger and heavier?"

The practical psychopath

Myths and legends...

"This is 'American Basements.' It's on the best cellars list!"

Science Fiction Section

World politics book: Who's taking out whom

Political Science. Politicized Science. Stem Cell Research. The Morning After Pill. Global Warming. Air Quality.

Pharmacy

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

Orthopedics. Pediatrics. Stuff they never taught your in nursing school.

Books. American Literature. Hemingway used to write about fishing. He used a lot of narrative hooks!

Book Store. I'm looking for a book on remodeling kitchen cabinets. Ah --- A "shelf-improvement" book!