Book Shopping T-Shirts

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

Fiction book sales.

'I don't like biographies. The hero always dies in the end.'

It is a marathon not a spring! Day two of the Bologna Children's Book Fair.

'What have you got for the man who knows everything?'

Books about Me

Rare Books

Book: Reduced - Slightly Damaged

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

The practical psychopath

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

Multi-Generational Books

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

Myths and legends...

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

Monster Self-Help

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

"Did you ask for the large print edition?"

Noah's Ark Book Shop has two doggie doors.

Books vs mobile phones

Mysteries.

"No caffè latte? And you call yourselves a bookstore?"

Telling Self to Buzz Off

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

Books*. *Batteries not included.

Books 'n' Carrots

One book... One book... One book...

The-We-Don't-Do-Cappuccino Bookshop

'That's right...his appendix...and it's pure dynamite! Don't you see? It'll be the ultimate insider celebrity memoir!'