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Memoirs

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

First Novels.

"Meet the author"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

Second hand furniture.

Gen-Next Library

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

Rare Books

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

Don Quixote

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

Multi-Generational Books

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

Screen Time vs Book Time

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

"Barb's such a fast reader."

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

The Beard in the Stone

"I recommend that you two find a way to spice up your shelf life."

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."