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Pre Pandemic/Post Pandemic

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

The practical psychopath

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

Multi-Generational Books

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."

Myths and legends...

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

'The Lemming Book Store'

Bookstore. The Stock Market for Dummies. It's either an instructional guide or a history of recent economics.

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

Childrens Books. This pop-up book would make a great 3-D movie!

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

Sumo Love.

Crime in bookshop

Monster Self-Help

Author Reading Today: 'Typos I missed when correcting proofs.'

"Did you ask for the large print edition?"

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

New must reading for the rising executive: '7 Habits of Highly Obsequious People.'

Book store has a book called 'Mind Games,' which is floating magically in the air.

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

Self Help and Self Hindrance Books

"Do you have anything else by the same author?"

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

Books vs mobile phones

Heaven