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Writer's block

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

"I hate it when they put kittens in the impulse buying section."

Monster Self-Help

Books - Cartoon Collections: HumorGraphic NovelsBlasphemy.

'Take it easy, the textbooks will be here. It's only August 30.'

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

University Book Store.

"Do you have anything else by the same author?"

Low Hanging Fruit

A man sitting in the grass reading

Alphabet soup

Book Thief in True Crime Department

Self-Improvement, Self-Empowerment, Self-Aggrandizement

Telling Self to Buzz Off

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

Books: Bartlett's Familiar Retweets

'I just read 'Moby Dick'...do you have anymore 'whale hate' literature?'

Pre Pandemic/Post Pandemic

"All these vitamins and nutrients, plus it makes it own sauce! We should be eating this!"

"Why is this cart so heavy?"

Predator and prey at the bookstore.

'Look! It's Trendy Vineyards' Merlot Window Cleaner! Streak-free cleaning, because it's 50 proof!'

Books On Paper

Checkout for $385.00 or more.

Rare Books / Exceedingly Rare Books / Never Published Books

'Dealing with Stress, Cooking for Forty and Nightmare Families. Christmas reading?'

Meet the Oar-thor.

'Does my posterior appear oversized in this?'

'I want something by Anais Nin... but not the naughty Anais Nin!'