Bookstore Sleuth Pillows

Writer's block

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

"I hate it when they put kittens in the impulse buying section."

Books - Cartoon Collections: HumorGraphic NovelsBlasphemy.

Monster Self-Help

'Take it easy, the textbooks will be here. It's only August 30.'

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

Low Hanging Fruit

Book Thief in True Crime Department

A man sitting in the grass reading

University Book Store.

Alphabet soup

Self-Improvement, Self-Empowerment, Self-Aggrandizement

"Do you have anything else by the same author?"

Telling Self to Buzz Off

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

"Why is this cart so heavy?"

"All these vitamins and nutrients, plus it makes it own sauce! We should be eating this!"

'I just read 'Moby Dick'...do you have anymore 'whale hate' literature?'

Books: Bartlett's Familiar Retweets

Predator and prey at the bookstore.

'Look! It's Trendy Vineyards' Merlot Window Cleaner! Streak-free cleaning, because it's 50 proof!'

Pre Pandemic/Post Pandemic

Books On Paper

'Dealing with Stress, Cooking for Forty and Nightmare Families. Christmas reading?'

Checkout for $385.00 or more.

Rare Books / Exceedingly Rare Books / Never Published Books

Meet the Oar-thor.

'Does my posterior appear oversized in this?'

"I'm looking for a book on how to raise kids easily, but I can't seem to find it anywhere..."