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Woman reads book entitled: '101 reasons to postpone your diet.'

Reincarnation section of a bookstore

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

The practical psychopath

Multi-Generational Books

Childrens Books. This pop-up book would make a great 3-D movie!

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

Monster Self-Help

Crime in bookshop

"I'm after the history section."

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

Mysteries.

'To be honest, that's all most people read.'

Telling Self to Buzz Off

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

Books 'n' Carrots

One book... One book... One book...

'I just read 'Moby Dick'...do you have anymore 'whale hate' literature?'

Books On Paper

Rare Books / Exceedingly Rare Books / Never Published Books

'Dealing with Stress, Cooking for Forty and Nightmare Families. Christmas reading?'

"I'd just like to congratulate you on how skillfully you've hidden my novel!"

Pop Up Pointillism.

"You're looking for 'Sex After Fifty'? That's in the 'fiction' department."

Edit the Author 6-7

"I'm looking for a book on how to raise kids easily, but I can't seem to find it anywhere..."

Stephen King: The Bookstore

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'Iambic tetrameter? Isn't that one of those conditions that's now an official disease?'

'I want something by Anais Nin... but not the naughty Anais Nin!'

Hypnotizing Women

"My jacket blurbs used to have such conviction, he thought to himself wistfully."