Bookstore Explorers Pillows

Self-Help Books / Fixing Others.

Priest walks by a religious book shelf and and a Satan book pops out to hit him on the head.

"Pass me one of them, love."

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

Multi-Generational Books

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

Childrens Books. This pop-up book would make a great 3-D movie!

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

'The Lemming Book Store'

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

Monster Self-Help

Sumo Love.

Crime in bookshop

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

Author Reading Today: 'Typos I missed when correcting proofs.'

"Do you have anything else by the same author?"

Giant to librarian: 'Excuse me, do you have a large print version?'

Book store has a book called 'Mind Games,' which is floating magically in the air.

Heaven

New must reading for the rising executive: '7 Habits of Highly Obsequious People.'

Mysteries.

'To be honest, that's all most people read.'

Telling Self to Buzz Off

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

Pre Pandemic/Post Pandemic

One book... One book... One book...

Books*. *Batteries not included.

Do-it-yourself. Do-it-yourself-with-good-friends-and-pizza-and-a-few-beers.

'I just read 'Moby Dick'...do you have anymore 'whale hate' literature?'

Rare Books / Exceedingly Rare Books / Never Published Books

'Dealing with Stress, Cooking for Forty and Nightmare Families. Christmas reading?'