Bookstore Explorers Mugs

Self-Help Books / Fixing Others.

Priest walks by a religious book shelf and and a Satan book pops out to hit him on the head.

"Pass me one of them, love."

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

Multi-Generational Books

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

'The Lemming Book Store'

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

Monster Self-Help

Sumo Love.

Crime in bookshop

Author Reading Today: 'Typos I missed when correcting proofs.'

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

Book store has a book called 'Mind Games,' which is floating magically in the air.

Giant to librarian: 'Excuse me, do you have a large print version?'

New must reading for the rising executive: '7 Habits of Highly Obsequious People.'

Mysteries.

Heaven

"Do you have anything else by the same author?"

'To be honest, that's all most people read.'

Telling Self to Buzz Off

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

'I just read 'Moby Dick'...do you have anymore 'whale hate' literature?'

One book... One book... One book...

Pre Pandemic/Post Pandemic

'Dealing with Stress, Cooking for Forty and Nightmare Families. Christmas reading?'

Rare Books / Exceedingly Rare Books / Never Published Books

"I'd just like to congratulate you on how skillfully you've hidden my novel!"

'Iambic tetrameter? Isn't that one of those conditions that's now an official disease?'

"Where's your section of books that tell you simple things you already know?"