Store Explorers Mugs

"I wish she's take us. She shops at the 99 scent store!"

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

"I'm part of the problem and loving it!"

"We're on our way to the mall to do some off-line shopping."

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

"Baldo, Gracie...you need to learn more Spanish. For the rest of the week, I'm going to speak nothing but Spanish, and Tia Carmen will act as your interpreter, OK? Tienen tarea?"

'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

Sign on a sale bin at a bookstore that reads "Latte-Damaged Books".

"Class, welcome back Sean ... who, you may recall, was lost for eight days in Home Depot."

The Old Curiosity Shop

'Bananas! Once you've skinned them and removed the bone, there's nothing left.'

Reality of Parenthood

TV dinners: regular and widescreen

Priest walks by a religious book shelf and and a Satan book pops out to hit him on the head.

"I invented 'shopping' and I haven't seen my wife since."

'Sale' 'Your money back if we feel like it'

You are what you eat

'I just asked if you were finding everything alright. I never said I worked here.'

"Attention, shoppers. We have a lost boomer at the information desk."

How quaint. Look, Tanya, a newspaper!

"Building fund not going well, Reverend?"

Self-Help Books / Fixing Others.

"It might be this Christmas, it might be next."

Walmart vs. Target.

The Piranesi Mall

'According to the map, we're about to sail off the end of the earth.'

'Don't think of it as just another supermarket, think of it as a retail theme park.'

"North face of Everest: howling winds, sub-zero cold, insufficient oxygen, menswear."

Back in the days before they had security cameras.

'I've come down for a lie down - I've been in retail therapy.'