Store Explorers Prints

"I wish she's take us. She shops at the 99 scent store!"

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

"I'm part of the problem and loving it!"

"We're on our way to the mall to do some off-line shopping."

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)

"Class, welcome back Sean ... who, you may recall, was lost for eight days in Home Depot."

Sign on a sale bin at a bookstore that reads "Latte-Damaged Books".

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

The Old Curiosity Shop

TV dinners: regular and widescreen

'Bananas! Once you've skinned them and removed the bone, there's nothing left.'

Reality of Parenthood

You are what you eat

'Sale' 'Your money back if we feel like it'

Priest walks by a religious book shelf and and a Satan book pops out to hit him on the head.

"I invented 'shopping' and I haven't seen my wife since."

"Building fund not going well, Reverend?"

How quaint. Look, Tanya, a newspaper!

'I just asked if you were finding everything alright. I never said I worked here.'

"Attention, shoppers. We have a lost boomer at the information desk."

Self-Help Books / Fixing Others.

"It might be this Christmas, it might be next."

The Piranesi Mall

Back in the days before they had security cameras.

"North face of Everest: howling winds, sub-zero cold, insufficient oxygen, menswear."

'Don't think of it as just another supermarket, think of it as a retail theme park.'

'I've come down for a lie down - I've been in retail therapy.'

'Wow!! Look at the big butt on that one.'