Store Adventures Mugs

'Is it my fault the supermarket trolley had a mind of its own?'

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

"We're on our way to the mall to do some off-line shopping."

'Our giant sale now on!'

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

Billy strip: losing dad in a supermarket.

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

Man on Stilts in a Market

Large Very Fresh Eggs

Shoppers of Mystery.

Discount Shopping.

Wild fruit

'I went window shopping today. I came home with four double glazed units!'

This suits tighter than my skin!

Final clearance sale.

"But I actually wanted something specific...!"

"I wish she's take us. She shops at the 99 scent store!"

"Don't, son – once they cross over into meats, they're out of our jurisdiction."

'Where are the jockey shorts?'

'Let's take a break and go laugh at customers in the produce section trying to open those little plastic bags.'

"What really would be fun is if eBay had some department stores we could go to."

"Good dog!"

"I been to CVS, Whole Foods, Duane Reade, Stop & Shop, Safeway, Walgreens, Publix, Star Market, WinCo, Wegman's, Trader Joe's, Post Office..."

"I can't decide which is more outrageous, the hat or the price?"

'That's eleven..!!' ( 10 items or less counter ).

Insider Information.

"Looks like they're playing hardball with product placement..."

"Do we know what we're getting ourselves into with spelt?"

General Store: We Now Carry Items!

'That was an expensive itchy nose.'

Attn. shoppers beware suppermarket trolls

"Could I have two minutes of your time madam. We are today collecting for harassed shoppers!"