Bookstore Hunter Pillows

Pre Pandemic/Post Pandemic

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

Multi-Generational Books

The practical psychopath

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."

Myths and legends...

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

'The Lemming Book Store'

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

Sumo Love.

Crime in bookshop

Monster Self-Help

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

"Did you ask for the large print edition?"

Author Reading Today: 'Typos I missed when correcting proofs.'

New must reading for the rising executive: '7 Habits of Highly Obsequious People.'

Books vs mobile phones

Heaven

Book store has a book called 'Mind Games,' which is floating magically in the air.

"Do you have anything else by the same author?"

Self Help and Self Hindrance Books

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

"No caffè latte? And you call yourselves a bookstore?"

'To be honest, that's all most people read.'