Shopping Sleuth Pillows

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

This is Mr Smith. He's head of Mystery Shopping.

'Why do I have to go through here?' 'In case you have any money left.'

'How's My Driving?' sign on supermarket shopper.

'Dear, if the GPS can't find your nutritional yeast flakes, how can I?'

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Maybe it's now time to review our customer care strategy!"

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

"I hate it when they put kittens in the impulse buying section."

Orderly Conduct of Sales

Low Hanging Fruit

Alphabet soup

"...I should have seen it coming...The busboys, the waiters, the dishwashers, the maitre d', all stealing shrimp, caviar, lobster, but ah, the strawberries, that's where I had them?"

"All these vitamins and nutrients, plus it makes it own sauce! We should be eating this!"

"Why is this cart so heavy?"

'Look! It's Trendy Vineyards' Merlot Window Cleaner! Streak-free cleaning, because it's 50 proof!'

Retail Worker's Thanksgiving

Internet Shoplifting

"Have you heard something that the rest of us don't know about?"

'I'm sure they make it up in volume.'

Checkout for $385.00 or more.

Shopper sees sign: Buy one get ripped off.

'The price or the biscuits?'

"...so if my maths serves me right, if I buy four of these it won't cost you anything"

"Good news, Grossman. As of today, short sleeves are O.K. around the office."

"I don't need one, Gracie. My shopping list is very simple! Things I have a coupon for and things that are on sale!"

Galen Weston jr. comes clean.

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

Psychology in Action - on sale at $10.95.

"I'm a bargain hunter."

To avoid malnutrition, throw away the contents and eat the package.

'This could be a swell time to buy our selves out!'

"Apparently, some of the additives cause a nerve disorder, but others cure it."

Frankenstein Collectibles: Buyer Beware