Sale Sleuth Pillows

Garage Sales

Reduced to clear.

'Bargain basement sale ... Everything's down but the prices.'

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

That's supposed to say garage sale!

Maybe it's now time to review our customer care strategy!"

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

Orderly Conduct of Sales

Help!!! I've been kidnapped - Your Money.

'Our giant sale now on!'

'We couldn't give away black-and-white TVs until we started advertising them as having 'non multi-color capability'.'

'Today, the market did the 'Ol' Dipsy, but recovered in the 'Doodle'.'

'Oh my God! You look like you've see the FTSE.'

"Have you heard something that the rest of us don't know about?"

'This morning a rumor that we would buy the Arpex Corp drove our stock up $3. Around noon a rumor that Arpex would buy us drove it up another $3. And in the afternoon a rumor that wo have nothing to do with Arpex drove it up $3 more.'

Retail Worker's Thanksgiving

"Our stock is down. Start some rumors on Wall Street that it's going up."

'I'm sure they make it up in volume.'

Shopper sees sign: Buy one get ripped off.

Artwork in a gallery still has wet paint.

'The price or the biscuits?'

'Always bought low.'

Exportation and importation in Cuba

"It's two sizes too big, but it fits."

Gone Phishing

"Fraud ..what fraud?... " SEC

"...so if my maths serves me right, if I buy four of these it won't cost you anything"

"Just sniff around – see what you can find out."

'You must have something in my size?'

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

"I don't need one, Gracie. My shopping list is very simple! Things I have a coupon for and things that are on sale!"

"I'm off to the sales!"