Sale Stalker Pillows

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

Maybe it's now time to review our customer care strategy!"

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

Orderly Conduct of Sales

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

Fred and Nancy believed that their mutual love of a good sale would be enough to overcome 'the species issue'... but they were wrong.

Customer Convention

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'

Sales - "For the last time, stop saving us money." (Colour)

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

'Our giant sale now on!'

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

Last Chance for Everything.

"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

"Have you heard something that the rest of us don't know about?"

Jumble Sale

'But what do you sell?'

'In the war against full price, we are winning...'

"We've been milked all day at the office. Now we girls deserve a little R&R."

Retail Worker's Thanksgiving

'I'm sure they make it up in volume.'

"You're just in time for our 'post Christmas, pre Autumn alternate Tuesday in August late season Sale!'"

Shopper sees sign: Buy one get ripped off.

"How much is the sign?"

'She's O.K. Thanks all the same... She's just 'shopped 'till she's dropped!''

Hole Sale