Sale Chaser Pillows

'Our giant sale now on!'

'Fifty quid to stay here all day - you've got 'em panic buying !'

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"That's a bit extreme isn't it? It's only a sale."

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

You can breed these if the environment is right.

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

'I hear you got your increase.' - 'Yes, that proves my theory, if you whine enough, you get anything you want.'

Let's Celebrate

'Parsloe, your desk is blocking the corporate food chain.'

Breakthrough

Gloat

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

Remember take time to stop and smell the profits.

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

Counting my Bonus...

Vote Progressive: 'It's not the rich, it's people trying to get rich who create new jobs!'

"Remember when everyone told you this job would lead you nowhere? Well, you've arrived!"

Unusual Offers

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

Customer Convention

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

Business Partners' vows

"I'm not a machine, Deborah. I can't just turn my greed on and off."

'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'