Deal Chaser Pillows

"The sign said buy one, get one free. But I only needed one. The free one."

"I agree, it's a lot of bang for the buck. And thumping, whining, clicking, clacking, clanging, grinding, buzzing and rattling."

Black Friday

"Hurry - ring it up before your prices go up again!"

"Last Black Friday I bought these pillows to be prepared for this Black Friday."

"If I promise to come back serval times, can I get the group rate?"

'What a bargain!'

New Listings From Frustration House.

"I really hate sales meetings"

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

'Let me through please! That sale ends today!'

"Mr. Babcock is a man of few words."

'I can't have my people contact your people, my people hate your people.'

"It's the only way we can shift the things!"

"I thought I'd be quids-in but I can't shift the bloody stuff."

Sign in the front window of a shop that reads "50% off all worthless merchandise".

"The sales don't start until next week but I saved a huge amount of time by buying everything today!"

"That will be $109.85." "What! Sign says they’re $1.69 each." "Yes, and you have 65 of them."

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

Trying to beat the price rise.

Will work for sales leads.

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

'It appears the Earthing's main hunting species is something called the early bird special.'

'High interest rates won't stop me from shopping!'

'Take five Harry, I'm going on ahead to scout for sales'

'I just sold my pitcher of water for $5,550,00.'

BOGOF Shoes.

'Isn't this cool? I ordered 'em all over the internet!'

'Jane isn't here right now - she's at the mall stimulating the economy.'

Had a great day, boss. Drove my ball into the water twice, lost three balls in the rough, and played the worse game in my life - I got him to sign the contract.

"It's inevitable, Red Monday ALWAYS follows Black Friday.'

'We're facing a hostile takeover.'

Car for sale - Free Factory Worker.

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'