"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"
Deal Chasing Pillows
Add a touch of humor to their space with our deal chasing pillows. These playful designs celebrate their bargain-hunting passion, making their home as lively as their shopping adventures.
"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."
(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop
"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."
"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."
"How soon will this be a remnant
That's supposed to say garage sale!
"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."
"I just..."
I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.
'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'
"The economy's been worsening for a while, but people still don't feel it, Rudy." "...Which means we still have time to get in on the despair action." "Despair action"? "We're going to expand our menu. Add more comfort foods, more 'sale' items, debt consolidation loans..." "Nobody's dumb enough to get a debt consolidation loan from some random guy." "Ha ha hoo hoo hee-"
"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."
"The pizza came late and it was cold!"
"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."
"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"
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"I thought the travel agent said 40% off."
"Do kids eat free?"
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"I always cry at mergers."
"...That's agreed then, we raise our salaries by 40%..."
It's a deal. You give me five analysts, three pundits, seven technicians and a soothsayer. I give you six experts, five professors, four consultants and a prognosticator.
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"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."
'Take five Harry, I'm going on ahead to scout for sales'
We Never Look at Prices Shop.
...and if the Chairman rings, find out who he is.
"The sales don't start until next week but I saved a huge amount of time by buying everything today!"
'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'
'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'
'No hostile takeover bids beyond this point.'
"Once again, how little did you pay for this room?"
Everything for a buck.
"I thought I'd be quids-in but I can't shift the bloody stuff."
Deal Chasing Pillows Collection
Deal Chasing Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for deal chasers—witty, fun, and perfect for starting every bargain-hunting day.
Deal Chasing Prints
Browse our prints that capture the spirit of bargain hunting—perfect for decorating their favorite space with a touch of fun.
Deal Chasing T-Shirts
Check out our selection of t-shirts for deal enthusiasts—playful designs that make their shopping passion stand out.