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"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

"I just..."

"How soon will this be a remnant

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

"The economy's been worsening for a while, but people still don't feel it, Rudy." "...Which means we still have time to get in on the despair action." "Despair action"? "We're going to expand our menu. Add more comfort foods, more 'sale' items, debt consolidation loans..." "Nobody's dumb enough to get a debt consolidation loan from some random guy." "Ha ha hoo hoo hee-"

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

"I thought the travel agent said 40% off."

"Do kids eat free?"

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"I always cry at mergers."

"...That's agreed then, we raise our salaries by 40%..."

It's a deal. You give me five analysts, three pundits, seven technicians and a soothsayer. I give you six experts, five professors, four consultants and a prognosticator.

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"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

'Take five Harry, I'm going on ahead to scout for sales'

"The sales don't start until next week but I saved a huge amount of time by buying everything today!"

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

...and if the Chairman rings, find out who he is.

'No hostile takeover bids beyond this point.'

"Once again, how little did you pay for this room?"

"I know what the airlines charge to check a bag is outrageous, but. . ."

Excess Baggage: Many hotels, inspired by the airlines are gouging their guests by adding 'resort fees' to the room rates.