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"You cannot resist my universal appeal!"

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Tunnel of Love/Lover's Leap.

End the Winter Blues

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"How soon will this be a remnant

"I just..."

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

"The economy's been worsening for a while, but people still don't feel it, Rudy." "...Which means we still have time to get in on the despair action." "Despair action"? "We're going to expand our menu. Add more comfort foods, more 'sale' items, debt consolidation loans..." "Nobody's dumb enough to get a debt consolidation loan from some random guy." "Ha ha hoo hoo hee-"

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

"Do kids eat free?"

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

"My name's Edwin, and I'm addicted to risk."

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

"I hear the Universe is expanding - set up a meeting with their people."

"...That's agreed then, we raise our salaries by 40%..."

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It's a deal. You give me five analysts, three pundits, seven technicians and a soothsayer. I give you six experts, five professors, four consultants and a prognosticator.

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

...and if the Chairman rings, find out who he is.

A skier and a paraglider

'No hostile takeover bids beyond this point.'

'Tax considerations? Regulatory climate? Labor costs? - Hell, no! We're moving our headquarters cross-country because I feel like it!'

Everything for a buck.

"Once again, how little did you pay for this room?"

'He has the Big Cheese on his side - But the High Muckity-Mucks will be with us.'