Thrill Of The Deal Seeker Prints

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

End the Winter Blues

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

"I just..."

"How soon will this be a remnant

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

"The economy's been worsening for a while, but people still don't feel it, Rudy." "...Which means we still have time to get in on the despair action." "Despair action"? "We're going to expand our menu. Add more comfort foods, more 'sale' items, debt consolidation loans..." "Nobody's dumb enough to get a debt consolidation loan from some random guy." "Ha ha hoo hoo hee-"

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

"My name's Edwin, and I'm addicted to risk."

"I hear the Universe is expanding - set up a meeting with their people."

"Do kids eat free?"

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

"...That's agreed then, we raise our salaries by 40%..."

Free Printer with Purchase of Ink

It's a deal. You give me five analysts, three pundits, seven technicians and a soothsayer. I give you six experts, five professors, four consultants and a prognosticator.

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

A skier and a paraglider

...and if the Chairman rings, find out who he is.

'No hostile takeover bids beyond this point.'

'Tax considerations? Regulatory climate? Labor costs? - Hell, no! We're moving our headquarters cross-country because I feel like it!'

"Once again, how little did you pay for this room?"

'He has the Big Cheese on his side - But the High Muckity-Mucks will be with us.'

Excess Baggage: Many hotels, inspired by the airlines are gouging their guests by adding 'resort fees' to the room rates.