Sale Stalker Prints

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

Maybe it's now time to review our customer care strategy!"

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

Customer Convention

Fred and Nancy believed that their mutual love of a good sale would be enough to overcome 'the species issue'... but they were wrong.

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

Orderly Conduct of Sales

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

Sales - "For the last time, stop saving us money." (Colour)

Last Chance for Everything.

'Our giant sale now on!'

"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

Retail Worker's Thanksgiving

'But what do you sell?'

Jumble Sale

"We've been milked all day at the office. Now we girls deserve a little R&R."

"Have you heard something that the rest of us don't know about?"

'In the war against full price, we are winning...'

'I'm sure they make it up in volume.'

"You're just in time for our 'post Christmas, pre Autumn alternate Tuesday in August late season Sale!'"

Shopper sees sign: Buy one get ripped off.

"How much is the sign?"

'She's O.K. Thanks all the same... She's just 'shopped 'till she's dropped!''

'Shove' (at big sale).