Sale Seekers Prints

Artists supplies: Fire Sale - Oil paints, burnt umber, burnt orange, fire red, hot pink.

"What's the matter, Jack, can't you read?"

Customer Convention

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

"How soon will this be a remnant

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

"I just..."

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

"Who's ready to see what's going to happen in the fourth quarter?"

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

Wearing a sales chart as a name badge.

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

Fred and Nancy believed that their mutual love of a good sale would be enough to overcome 'the species issue'... but they were wrong.

"Do kids eat free?"

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

Business Outlook

'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'