Sale Seekers Mugs

Artists supplies: Fire Sale - Oil paints, burnt umber, burnt orange, fire red, hot pink.

"What's the matter, Jack, can't you read?"

Customer Convention

'I don't understand it - I thought we had a more upmarket demographic!'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

"How soon will this be a remnant

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

"I just..."

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

"Who's ready to see what's going to happen in the fourth quarter?"

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

Wearing a sales chart as a name badge.

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

"Do kids eat free?"

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

Fred and Nancy believed that their mutual love of a good sale would be enough to overcome 'the species issue'... but they were wrong.

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

Business Outlook