Sales Strategy Sleuth Pillows

'Let's rush him.'

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

Larry's used art

Maybe it's now time to review our customer care strategy!"

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

'Maybe we need new profit charts?'

"Post holiday sales look similar to the crater that killed the dinosaurs."

Orderly Conduct of Sales

Brick Salesman

'Jones, somewhere out there, we've lost our common sense. I want you to go and bring it back.'

'You may have found more new customers than the other salesmen, but your profits are too small! Stop just pulling in peanuts, Barry!'

'We couldn't give away black-and-white TVs until we started advertising them as having 'non multi-color capability'.'

'Hank here brings 10 years of top sales experience to our company so let's all try to make him feel welcome while he makes you all look bad...'

'Well Miss Hayward, your suggestion of trying Feng Shui didn't work.'

'Rabner is tops in customer retention.'

"Have you heard something that the rest of us don't know about?"

Confident Business Team - We Know We Can

"We're targeting a specific demographic: the utterly clueless."

Retail Worker's Thanksgiving

'I'm sure they make it up in volume.'

'Our profit dropped because half of our salesmen are in 'How to increase the profit' - training, sir.'

'How's the meeting going, Ed?'

'I lost my shoe, but I got my foot in the door.'

Sales Exit.

"As you can see, it's pretty simple - just find the customer and make him buy."

Shopper sees sign: Buy one get ripped off.

"Trust me—sex sells."

'The price or the biscuits?'

'You are lucky, I've already refused to see five salesmen this morning.'

"Unfortunately, we lost the notes on this portion of our sales strategy."

"Let's make stuff and sell it to people."

"...so if my maths serves me right, if I buy four of these it won't cost you anything"

'He absolutely demanded a deal. But I was able to satisfy him by doubling the price and then cutting it in half.'

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