Sales Strategy Enthusiast Pillows

"Could we talk Girl Scout cookies?"

'Hey, no problem! I've always felt that a little sales resistance is a healthy thing!'

"Unfortunately, we lost the notes on this portion of our sales strategy."

'It worked. We expressed remorse, asked for forgiveness and sales are up sixty percent.'

'Rabner is tops in customer retention.'

'Our profit dropped because half of our salesmen are in 'How to increase the profit' - training, sir.'

"Yeah, but what's the hook?"

"As you can see, it's pretty simple - just find the customer and make him buy."

'Hess may be a rogue player, but let's not rein him in quite yet.'

'I just spoke with a salesman who said you were so rude he won't have anything to do with us!'

'George, the silo salesman is here.'

Aggressive Salesperson Wanted

'The more I think about your argument to sign the contract, the more I find it convincing, Mr Jones!'

"You want the extended warranty for this disposal razor."

Salesman Ghak Stonethaler develops the 'Selling Through Convincing' principle.

'They say a fool and his money are soon parted. Here's a list of fools. Make it happen.'

'I thought the customer was smiling because of my persuasive, brilliant and impressive argument, but then I realized that he was just amused because my fly was down.'

We're developing an aggressive sales program. Have you worked with attack dogs?

'Always try to stop talking before people stop listening.'

"Yes, our ad said 'no salesman will call,' but I'm a sales REPRESENTATIVE!"

The Blood Pressure of a Sales Manager

"The difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman is a car salesman knows when he's lying."

"Yes, it's true. I've been selling to someone else."

"No need to mention that the one owner was a driving school."

"We're targeting a specific demographic: the utterly clueless."

Larry's used art

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

Sales.

'We have to go global since nobody around here will buy our product.'

'I understand this was the day you seized, Ferguson?'

'Maybe we need new profit charts?'

Sales Chart: Boomerangs LTD