Shelf Sleuth Pillows

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

"I hate it when they put kittens in the impulse buying section."

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

Self-Improvement, Self-Empowerment, Self-Aggrandizement

Low Hanging Fruit

Mysteries.

Alphabet soup

Those missing socks...where do they go?

'Look! It's Trendy Vineyards' Merlot Window Cleaner! Streak-free cleaning, because it's 50 proof!'

The Complete Cycle.

"Why is this cart so heavy?"

"All these vitamins and nutrients, plus it makes it own sauce! We should be eating this!"

Checkout for $385.00 or more.

"I'd just like to congratulate you on how skillfully you've hidden my novel!"

Other Fiction

"Hmmm?!"

Major Poets, Minor Poets, Free Agents.

"Darling! - did you know your books are crooked...?"

Laundromat: Bulletin Board - Have you seen this sock?

'Tonight the remains of Jimmy Hoffa have finally been discovered with what appears to be millions upon millions of unpaired socks.'

"Good news, Grossman. As of today, short sleeves are O.K. around the office."

Library Waiting to Happen

Bookshop Adventure

'Put together beautifully. . . all you need now is some books.'

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

Fiction/Non Fiction/A Toss Up.