Shelf Snooper Pillows

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Multi-Generational Books

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"I hate it when they put kittens in the impulse buying section."

Mysteries.

Alphabet soup

Self-Improvement, Self-Empowerment, Self-Aggrandizement

Low Hanging Fruit

'Look! It's Trendy Vineyards' Merlot Window Cleaner! Streak-free cleaning, because it's 50 proof!'

"All these vitamins and nutrients, plus it makes it own sauce! We should be eating this!"

"Why is this cart so heavy?"

Checkout for $385.00 or more.

"I'd just like to congratulate you on how skillfully you've hidden my novel!"

Best Sellers; Worst Sellers.

Closet.

Other Fiction

"Hmmm?!"

Librarian Watches As Woman Climbs The Bookshelves

Women in grocery store contemplates high and low calories.

Bookshop Adventure

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

Fiction/Non Fiction/A Toss Up.

To avoid malnutrition, throw away the contents and eat the package.

'Now, are you looking for a closet or something under a bed?'

"That 'Spirit of Christmas yet to come' comes around earlier every year..."

"Perhaps someone who lived life a bit less fully."

Woman in grocery store sees live vegetables growing beneath farm-fresh vegetables sign.

"I'm still looking, sir."

Nonviolent Clue.

Murder mystery bookshelf falls on passerby.

Hammer Drill

'New! A bonus island of flavor!'

Salad dressing for success.