Shelf Snooper Pillows

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

Multi-Generational Books

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"I hate it when they put kittens in the impulse buying section."

Alphabet soup

Mysteries.

Low Hanging Fruit

Self-Improvement, Self-Empowerment, Self-Aggrandizement

"Why is this cart so heavy?"

'Look! It's Trendy Vineyards' Merlot Window Cleaner! Streak-free cleaning, because it's 50 proof!'

"All these vitamins and nutrients, plus it makes it own sauce! We should be eating this!"

Checkout for $385.00 or more.

"I'd just like to congratulate you on how skillfully you've hidden my novel!"

"Hmmm?!"

Closet.

Other Fiction

Best Sellers; Worst Sellers.

Librarian Watches As Woman Climbs The Bookshelves

Galen Weston jr. comes clean.

Women in grocery store contemplates high and low calories.

Bookshop Adventure

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

Fiction/Non Fiction/A Toss Up.

To avoid malnutrition, throw away the contents and eat the package.

"I'm still looking, sir."

Woman in grocery store sees live vegetables growing beneath farm-fresh vegetables sign.

Murder mystery bookshelf falls on passerby.

'Now, are you looking for a closet or something under a bed?'

"That 'Spirit of Christmas yet to come' comes around earlier every year..."

"Perhaps someone who lived life a bit less fully."

Nonviolent Clue.

Hammer Drill

'New! A bonus island of flavor!'