Shelf Scrutinizer Pillows

Self-Improvement, Self-Empowerment, Self-Aggrandizement

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

Nuclear Security Summit

CATCHY NAME

Woman is shocked at seeing her weight, she doesn't realise that her dog is also on the scales.

Mysteries.

"It's a cucumber mousse with a mushroom roam, but at least your bill will be substantial."

"I'd just like to congratulate you on how skillfully you've hidden my novel!"

"Hmmm?!"

Best Sellers; Worst Sellers.

Other Fiction

Bookshop Adventure

Women in grocery store contemplates high and low calories.

"I am in the moment - just not the moment you're in."

Fiction/Non Fiction/A Toss Up.

'Hey, there's a spot - pull in there!'

"I'm still looking, sir."

Nonviolent Clue.

Bar None

"Perhaps someone who lived life a bit less fully."

Truth in Labeling: 'Snouts, lips, jowls, cheeks and viscera enclosed in intestine and served on a bun, Mustard optional.'

"My wife is quite keen on checking the finer details before we sign anything."

Gonzo Marketing - batteries not included in batteries.

Books: Very Subtle, Just a Little Subtle, and Not At All Subtle.

'Apparently it's not suitable for the elderly or children...'

Fiction - Non Fiction - Too close to call.

Library section 'Mountain climbing' with lady climbing up to it.

'The danger of similar packaging.'

'I removed the sugar, artificial flavors, coloring, preservatives, and additives. Now the eight ounce box weighs four ounces.'

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