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Self-Improvement, Self-Empowerment, Self-Aggrandizement

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

Nuclear Security Summit

CATCHY NAME

Woman is shocked at seeing her weight, she doesn't realise that her dog is also on the scales.

Mysteries.

"It's a cucumber mousse with a mushroom roam, but at least your bill will be substantial."

"I'd just like to congratulate you on how skillfully you've hidden my novel!"

"Hmmm?!"

Best Sellers; Worst Sellers.

Other Fiction

"I am in the moment - just not the moment you're in."

Women in grocery store contemplates high and low calories.

Bookshop Adventure

Fiction/Non Fiction/A Toss Up.

'Hey, there's a spot - pull in there!'

Bar None

Truth in Labeling: 'Snouts, lips, jowls, cheeks and viscera enclosed in intestine and served on a bun, Mustard optional.'

"I'm still looking, sir."

"Perhaps someone who lived life a bit less fully."

Nonviolent Clue.

"My wife is quite keen on checking the finer details before we sign anything."

The System is a Punishment for a Past Life

Gonzo Marketing - batteries not included in batteries.

'Apparently it's not suitable for the elderly or children...'

Books: Very Subtle, Just a Little Subtle, and Not At All Subtle.

Fiction - Non Fiction - Too close to call.

Mystery bookshelf in library.

Library section 'Mountain climbing' with lady climbing up to it.

'The danger of similar packaging.'

Information pathways