Screen Scrutinizer T-Shirts

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

The Googler

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

Nuclear Security Summit

Technology and literature

"I'm so overloaded with emails, just one monitor wasn't enough to handle them all."

CATCHY NAME

'They might as well sleep all day - all they do is stare at that screen.'

Woman is shocked at seeing her weight, she doesn't realise that her dog is also on the scales.

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

Self-Improvement, Self-Empowerment, Self-Aggrandizement

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

"I'm just sitting here collecting vast amounts of metadata. And what are you up to?...Oh, I already know."

"That's a zombie, alright. But he's the worst kind. He doesn't eat brains, he eats data."

"It's a cucumber mousse with a mushroom roam, but at least your bill will be substantial."

Better Living Through Technology

'Tell me more! That's my favorite symptom!'

Caveman at Computer

Good news, I reduced your sentence from 250 years to 150 years!

"There must be an app for this..."

"I am in the moment - just not the moment you're in."

Worshiping the TV.

'Hey, there's a spot - pull in there!'

"If I've got no messages how do I know I even EXIST!"

Truth in Labeling: 'Snouts, lips, jowls, cheeks and viscera enclosed in intestine and served on a bun, Mustard optional.'

The TV asks a man on a computer: 'Don't you love ME anymore?'

Bar None

"Ten more minutes of media manipulation, then it's off to bed."

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, You should probably log off now.

'Apparently it's not suitable for the elderly or children...'