Sky Scrutinizer T-Shirts

Bring down the Airlines.

Opportunities in Coronatimes

Airlines

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

A man looks up at the earth

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

"Look, son, real estate."

Nuclear Security Summit

CATCHY NAME

"On time arrival...check. Paid for drinks...check. Made pleasant conversation...check. Didn't stare at mole...check."

Woman is shocked at seeing her weight, she doesn't realise that her dog is also on the scales.

Self-Improvement, Self-Empowerment, Self-Aggrandizement

'It's called a telescope son. It's sort of like a low-tech search engine.'

"I think Bev is taking this social distancing thing a little too far."

"It's a cucumber mousse with a mushroom roam, but at least your bill will be substantial."

'Geez, what's with the delay?'

"Fred, a drone! Let's get it!"

"Student driver."

"Let the epicurean feast commence."

'Listen son-if God had wanted us to fly he would have given us air tickets.'

Hot air ballon, but with the ballon replaced by a thought bubble.

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

'Try to keep the number of your landings equal to the number of your takeoffs!'

FAA man letting planes out of bird cage

'Lost your luggage again, Mr. Rizzi? Wow, that enables you to join our 'Frequent Lost Luggage Club'!'

Stealth fighter fly over.

'And how many frequent flyer miles do you have?'

"Just look at all these open seats! Can I sit anywhere?"

"Come on guys, it's only a training flight, and it's just such a nice day! What about taking the long way home?"

"There must be an app for this..."

Jet Pack

Power pack water jet pilot in trouble.