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Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

Airport. Luggage. Baggage. Traveling used to be much less complicated.

"Just look at all these open seats! Can I sit anywhere?"

"This is so nice. Our first night out since you became a flight attendant!"

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

Airlines

Swinging on a star.

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

A man looks up at the earth

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

"Look, son, real estate."

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

"On time arrival...check. Paid for drinks...check. Made pleasant conversation...check. Didn't stare at mole...check."

'It's called a telescope son. It's sort of like a low-tech search engine.'

"I'm just sitting here collecting vast amounts of metadata. And what are you up to?...Oh, I already know."

While doing routine recon over the pacific ocean, lietenants Cromwell and Olsen make a startling discovery.

"It beats flying for your food."

"I think Bev is taking this social distancing thing a little too far."

"Fred, a drone! Let's get it!"

Dark Clouds

'Geez, what's with the delay?'

'Listen son-if God had wanted us to fly he would have given us air tickets.'

"Let the epicurean feast commence."

"Student driver."

Aurora

"Kind of makes you realize how insignificant my awesome beard is."

"Oh boy, what a treat! Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we get a full view of the Supermoon."

Astronomer reaching for the stars through a telescope (with his hand coming out of the top, near the stars).

Hot air ballon, but with the ballon replaced by a thought bubble.

"I know it's a pie in the sky, Henshaw, but from a career perspective point of view we'll log it in as 'unidentified small aircraft'."