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"Of course it's safe. Even has an airbag."

Man on a flying machine amongst a flock of birds.

Take off went surprisingly well, but landing was going to be a bitch.

'Wehenver the insanity of modern life gets to be too much I find solace and comfort soaring the blue skies in my little airplane with the monster tires.'

"Look, son, real estate."

'Hey, great flying there captain!'

"So what if it's invading our air rights."

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

"I think Bev is taking this social distancing thing a little too far."

"Well, at least now it's easier to remember where we parked."

Bird on branch reading a book called 'Lonely Planet's guide to the sky'.

Hot Air Balloons

"Say - it's over a month since we last told the press we've observed a strange object we've never seen before."

"Fred, a drone! Let's get it!"

"Sir, your boarding pass is for the premium, economy, business, platinum section and you're sitting in platinum, economy, premium business -- move over one seat."

"I call it the 'Call Bell', to be rung only for emergencies, like, running out of Coke or something."

Jet Fighter

Seatbelt hangs out from the airplane door.

Flight Crew Fireworks

Angel versus satellite...

"But the good news is I'm stuck on a cell tower, so I have a great signal for a change."

"Am I really flying or just dreaming that I'm flying?"

Jet Pack

Jet Pack

Stuart Accidentally Pushes The Dejection Button.

"O.K., Mr. Spinelli, you're up. Now bank her to the right, and I'll talk you back in for a nice smooth landing."

Cat in hang glider chases birds in formation.

"Let the epicurean feast commence."

"Student driver."

Ballooning,

'Sky's are clear today with a very good chance of drones...'

'It's called a telescope son. It's sort of like a low-tech search engine.'

Flying Fish

'Where will YOU be when your laxative starts working?'

I said left bank, not left turn.