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Mildred had ignored the notice to airmen about heavy clouds of bats on her flight path.

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Alien David statue

The Solar System (after deregulation)

Outer Space Outsourcing

Swinging on a star.

"Look what I found, dad!"

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

'But what is the universe for?'

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

God Sneezes Out Creation

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

Alien Snowmen

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Would you relax? They never look up."

Marry me astronaut

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

How am I abducting?

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'