Spooky Night Explorer T-Shirts

"I got a chocolate bar and gum!" "What the #!@* is 'CBD oil'?!"

Transylvanian backpackers.

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

'I wish we lived in one of those later time zones.'

'You see? There are no Wall Street millionaires under your bed.'

"It's only the wind."

Cats out late.

"No doctor, my husband is not sleep-walking again. He is sleep-jumping!"

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

"If you sleep walk again tonight, make yourself useful, and take the dog with you."

Eyes on the Forest Floor

For goodness sake, can't you see I'm on a night shift!

Mouse shopping after hours

"...He appears to have stepped away from his body."

'Don't worry Dad, according to you he's just my imagination.'

'Honey, I got locked in at the corner wine shop. Can you call the police and let them know - in about nine hours?'

'Any idea where my night vision visor is?'

"It's said to be haunted by the ghost of the fifth earl, who fell on hard times."

Keeper in the bat house asleep upside down.

Cleaner in a museum getting scared by the exhibits.

Skating by torchlight on the Serpentine.

'If you can hear me, Larry Gligstein, please send a text to 555-703-7193

A European Nightjar in the form of a Jar

"How much for just the ring?"

'Star light, star bright, first star I...' 'No.'

'I want to be the first person to land on the sun.'

"Me, O-/A+ is my favourite cocktail..."

'Sorry I can't help, everything is up in the air.'

A man being frightened by the sound of his dressing gown hitting the floor behind him

"I don't know this one."

"Really?"