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"I'm rather enjoying this." - Moth interrogation under spot light

"Well, if you were snoring at 3 a.m., I’d probably be in the refrigerator with the cat, too."

"What is your soup of the night?"

"I don't know this one."

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

A European Nightjar in the form of a Jar

"I have a night delivery Darling, so I'll be home late: It's a baby owl..."

"Me, O-/A+ is my favourite cocktail..."

Swinging on a star.

Transylvanian backpackers.

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

An Alien on the Moon waiting for his Alien dog to finish Peeing.

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

Pull and all nighter...

An astronaut sees a sign saying zoning in force.

Things that go beep in the night.

"Okay, haha, very funny, you guys. Now toss down the ladder."

'I wish we lived in one of those later time zones.'

You guys were right! Screaming profanities is more satisfying than howling these days.

China Launches Lunar Rover

Climbing to the moon

Cats out late.

"It's only the wind."

Rocket to the Moon

'You see? There are no Wall Street millionaires under your bed.'

Bat

"No doctor, my husband is not sleep-walking again. He is sleep-jumping!"

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

"Oh come on mate. I thought you said that you'd done the knowledge!"

"If you sleep walk again tonight, make yourself useful, and take the dog with you."

Eyes on the Forest Floor

For goodness sake, can't you see I'm on a night shift!

'Ok, so you smelled gas and then you ... wait a minute! You're a family of opossums?'