Nocturnal Explorers T-Shirts

"Boy o boy, there's really nothing worth watching on TV late at night..."

Transylvanian backpackers.

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

Pull and all nighter...

Things that go beep in the night.

You guys were right! Screaming profanities is more satisfying than howling these days.

'I wish we lived in one of those later time zones.'

"It's only the wind."

"No doctor, my husband is not sleep-walking again. He is sleep-jumping!"

Cats out late.

Bat

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

"If you sleep walk again tonight, make yourself useful, and take the dog with you."

Eyes on the Forest Floor

Mouse shopping after hours

For goodness sake, can't you see I'm on a night shift!

'Ok, so you smelled gas and then you ... wait a minute! You're a family of opossums?'

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

"I got a chocolate bar and gum!" "What the #!@* is 'CBD oil'?!"

We're visiting the marine who's home on leave. Bye! Don't hurry! Sweet! We can hang here! Mmm

At night - snake charmer.

'Don't worry Dad, according to you he's just my imagination.'

'Honey, I got locked in at the corner wine shop. Can you call the police and let them know - in about nine hours?'

Skating by torchlight on the Serpentine.

"They were known as the tribe that didn't sleep."

A European Nightjar in the form of a Jar

Keeper in the bat house asleep upside down.

Cleaner in a museum getting scared by the exhibits.

Stormy Night

"No, you can't go to the rock concert! It's vital you don't damage your hearing!"

"I think I'll sleep in tonight!"

'Any idea where my night vision visor is?'