Night Exploration T-Shirts

Artist and night

"Yes, astronomy is fascinating, but you have to strike the right balance between hunting at night and stargazing, son..."

Transylvanian backpackers.

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

'I wish we lived in one of those later time zones.'

'I need to learn a trade... so I know what kind of work I'm out of.'

"No doctor, my husband is not sleep-walking again. He is sleep-jumping!"

Cats out late.

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

"It's only the wind."

Eyes on the Forest Floor

"If you sleep walk again tonight, make yourself useful, and take the dog with you."

"I got a chocolate bar and gum!" "What the #!@* is 'CBD oil'?!"

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

Mouse shopping after hours

For goodness sake, can't you see I'm on a night shift!

We're visiting the marine who's home on leave. Bye! Don't hurry! Sweet! We can hang here! Mmm

At night - snake charmer.

'Don't worry Dad, according to you he's just my imagination.'

'Honey, I got locked in at the corner wine shop. Can you call the police and let them know - in about nine hours?'

'Any idea where my night vision visor is?'

Skating by torchlight on the Serpentine.

A European Nightjar in the form of a Jar

Keeper in the bat house asleep upside down.

Cleaner in a museum getting scared by the exhibits.

I'm warning you. My nosy parents are chaperoning. It'll be fine. Eco Club Dance. All they want to do is spy on me. You're safe. You think? Is that Twig? I forgot my night-vision goggles.

'Star light, star bright, first star I...' 'No.'

'Howling at the Moon got me interested in Astronomy...'

'I want to be the first person to land on the sun.'

Walking on Sunbeams

"A moonlit night is a soul's delight!"

"I don't know this one."