Night Sky Exploration T-Shirts

'Howling at the Moon got me interested in Astronomy...'

Swinging on a star.

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

Imagination Navigation.

Serenading

'Which one is named after me?'

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

Dog Howling the Moon way

"The Cheshire Cactus"

Romantic Moon

"Kind of makes you realize how insignificant my awesome beard is."

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

"Another nightmare?"

"You're right. This is better than sex."

'I love looking at the stars. I think of us as celestial paparazzi.'

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

Skimming out star reflections

'We discovered a massive dust and gas cloud which is either the beginning of a new star of just a hell of a lot of dust and gas.'

'Face facts, Lenny †your boomerang is not coming back.'

'I've had a report of a peeping tom.'

'Wow! Did you see who just flitted past? Count Dracula!'

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

'Millions of billions of trillions of light years away? I could visualise it if you said it in MILES!'

Entry level astronomer...

'Look, it's the constellation 'Skipper the frisbee catching dog'!'

"Papi! There's a lunar eclipse tonight at 2:47 in the morning!"

"Sometimes I come up here and think about the great meals I've eaten."

"Even though we work with enormous numbers, a zillion just doesn't tell us very much."

The dark side of the moon

The Dark Side of the Moon.

'...I think I found Ursa Major.'

"Someday, God willing, they'll bring the stars down to our eye level so we don't have to strain our necks."