Night Sky Observation T-Shirts

'Look at all those millions upon millions of stars.' 'Yes... Makes you realize how insignificant a star is.'

Stars

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

Entry level astronomer...

'Due to a series of gravitational lenses, all the stars we observe over there...are realy over there.'

The Great Teddy Bear

The dark side of the moon

Moon

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Swinging on a star.

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

Serenading

Imagination Navigation.

'Which one is named after me?'

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

Dog Howling the Moon way

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

Wish upon a star (well it's worth a try).

Romantic Moon

"I've either discovered dark matter, or I've left the lens cap on."

'Perhaps the surest evidence intelligent life exists out there is the fact it hasn't revealed itself to us thus far.'

"Another nightmare?"

"You're right. This is better than sex."

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

'I love looking at the stars. I think of us as celestial paparazzi.'

'Yes, there are a lot of stars, Son. Not as many as there are California Chardonnays, but a lot, just the same.'

'Do you ever get the feeling that baseball is a national obsession?'

Skimming out star reflections

'We discovered a massive dust and gas cloud which is either the beginning of a new star of just a hell of a lot of dust and gas.'