Night Sky Viewing T-Shirts

'I love looking at the stars. I think of us as celestial paparazzi.'

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

Swinging on a star.

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

Serenading

Imagination Navigation.

'Which one is named after me?'

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

Dog Howling the Moon way

Romantic Moon

'Hey, if you use your imagination a little, doesn't that group of people look like a gathering cumulus?'

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like medulla oblongata!'

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

"You're right. This is better than sex."

"Another nightmare?"

"Kind of makes you realize how insignificant my awesome beard is."

Skimming out star reflections

'Face facts, Lenny †your boomerang is not coming back.'

'We discovered a massive dust and gas cloud which is either the beginning of a new star of just a hell of a lot of dust and gas.'

'Millions of billions of trillions of light years away? I could visualise it if you said it in MILES!'

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

Entry level astronomer...

'Wow! Did you see who just flitted past? Count Dracula!'

'Look, it's the constellation 'Skipper the frisbee catching dog'!'

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).

"Papi! There's a lunar eclipse tonight at 2:47 in the morning!"

The Dark Side of the Moon.