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'I love looking at the stars. I think of us as celestial paparazzi.'

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

Swinging on a star.

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

Serenading

Imagination Navigation.

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

'Which one is named after me?'

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

Dog Howling the Moon way

'Hey, if you use your imagination a little, doesn't that group of people look like a gathering cumulus?'

Romantic Moon

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like medulla oblongata!'

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

"Kind of makes you realize how insignificant my awesome beard is."

"Another nightmare?"

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

"You're right. This is better than sex."

Skimming out star reflections

'Face facts, Lenny †your boomerang is not coming back.'

'We discovered a massive dust and gas cloud which is either the beginning of a new star of just a hell of a lot of dust and gas.'

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

'Millions of billions of trillions of light years away? I could visualise it if you said it in MILES!'

'Wow! Did you see who just flitted past? Count Dracula!'

Buffering

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

Entry level astronomer...

'Look, it's the constellation 'Skipper the frisbee catching dog'!'

"Papi! There's a lunar eclipse tonight at 2:47 in the morning!"

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).