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'Every dog has his day - But the nights belong to us.'

Swinging on a star.

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

Serenading

Imagination Navigation.

'Which one is named after me?'

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

Dog Howling the Moon way

Romantic Moon

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

'I love looking at the stars. I think of us as celestial paparazzi.'

"Kind of makes you realize how insignificant my awesome beard is."

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

"Another nightmare?"

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

Skimming out star reflections

'Face facts, Lenny †your boomerang is not coming back.'

Entry level astronomer...

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

'Millions of billions of trillions of light years away? I could visualise it if you said it in MILES!'

'Wow! Did you see who just flitted past? Count Dracula!'

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

'Look, it's the constellation 'Skipper the frisbee catching dog'!'

"Papi! There's a lunar eclipse tonight at 2:47 in the morning!"

The Dark Side of the Moon.

"Sometimes I come up here and think about the great meals I've eaten."

The dark side of the moon

"Someday, God willing, they'll bring the stars down to our eye level so we don't have to strain our necks."

"Even though we work with enormous numbers, a zillion just doesn't tell us very much."

'Star light, star bright, first star I...' 'No.'

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'

'Howling at the Moon got me interested in Astronomy...'

"... Yes, I know there's a hole in your ceiling. Why do you think we're called, the star view motel?"

'Hey-hey, Bobby, that's a beauty. It's even giving me goose bumps.'