Night Scenery T-Shirts

Lover's Lane and E-Z Pass Lane.

Swinging on a star.

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

Polar bear bowling alley

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

Imagination Navigation.

'Which one is named after me?'

Dog Howling the Moon way

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

She. 'Isn't it a pretty view?' Susceptible Youth. 'Awfully pretty, by Jove!'

Serenade for you...

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

'I love looking at the stars. I think of us as celestial paparazzi.'

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 2019

"Another nightmare?"

'Face facts, Lenny †your boomerang is not coming back.'

'Millions of billions of trillions of light years away? I could visualise it if you said it in MILES!'

A monument gets down from his plinth.

Expired, expired, expired, expired, expired, expired.

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

Autumn Dog

'Wow! Did you see who just flitted past? Count Dracula!'

'Look, it's the constellation 'Skipper the frisbee catching dog'!'

The Great Horn Rimmed Owl

"Papi! There's a lunar eclipse tonight at 2:47 in the morning!"

A man squashed by a giant leaf

'Star light, star bright, first star I...' 'No.'

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'

"... Yes, I know there's a hole in your ceiling. Why do you think we're called, the star view motel?"

Man covering one eye looking at the moon.

A leafless tree catches shooting stars in its branches.

'Hey-hey, Bobby, that's a beauty. It's even giving me goose bumps.'

"I don't like the way women are portrayed in the constellations."

Posting a photo of the infinite universe and getting no likes kinda makes you feel insignificant, doesn't it?